a) White people...

b) Black people...

c) All y'all

 

If you hear that, turn it off. "White people...when they hear a gun, they all like 'Oh my heavens!? What is that loud noise.' Then they do that funny hop thing that y'all do." Yea I do that all the time. Because I have never fired a gun or heard one (both of which I have) and when I hear one I hop. That is so me.

 

The biggest offender of this is Martin Lawrence. I'm gonna let you in on a secret. Martin Lawrence sucks. All of his movies suck. All of his stand-up sucks. The words Martin Lawrence and good have never been used in the same sentence unless the person saying it is black. Thats another thing. Black people don't find anything wrong with black comedy. "Ha-ha, another poke at how much we are deprived and how much white people hunt and kill us." Yep, I do that too.

 

But with the tables turned, its no longer comedy; its racism. For example, if I say, "Isn't it funny how black people can't get credit and how they all have families with 7 people in them and how they all own crappy cars because they can't afford cars that don't run on diesel." See, you all think I am an asshole now. And to be honest, I don't care.

 

People have told me that without race comedy, theres nothing else to make fun of. So heres a list. Cars, trucks, politics, sex, being a kid, having a kid, talking to kids, city of choice, growing up, tv, radio, current events, foreign country experiences, U.S. experiences, traveling, music, video games, the 80s, the 70s, the 90s, now and then, scissors, and Martin Lawrence. For example, you could say that you want to stab Martin Lawrence in the eye with a pair of scissors and then samsh his head in with a T.V. Then, while he is lying on the ground in a coma, run him over with your car. See? Be creative. Racism is the comedic pussy way out.